I won’t lie; I’m not the biggest fan of beets either — I’ll eat them if they’re on my plate but they will NEVER be my first choice at the salad bar.  I think it’s because they’re bright red and shiny like cherry or raspberry candy, but you put it in your mouth and the sweetness and tartness you expect turn into a pit of yuck and fail.

That’s right, bitches.  A PIT OF YUCK AND FAIL.