“ Dear Ernie: Due to delays in the modification of our new planes, the inflight entertainment and select other in-seat services will not be available on your upcoming Virgin America flight. This includes the Red Inflight Entertainment system, which normally features satellite TV, movies, games, Google Maps and a food ordering system. In addition, the plugs at every seat for electronic gear will not be operational for the flight.
My e-mail from Virgin America for my flight to San Diego tonight. Dear Virgin America: THIS WAS THE WHOLE REASON WHY I CHOSE TO FLY WITH YOU, FUCKERS.
Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest
The tumblrblog of my blog. Seriously, can we buy a vowel, here? This is ridiculous.