Watching HGTV with Jen and Paris
- TV Announcer: "Jack and Sheila Herman of Evanson, Illinois are in a quandry. You see, for the past six years they've lived in this BEAUTIFUL cozy house on the edge of town. But now the Hermans have two children, and they're growing up at a rate faster than the house can handle! Will..."
- Ernie: (announcers voice) "Will the Hermans sell their house? Or kill their babies?"
- Jen & Paris: ...
- Ernie: (announcers voice) "Next on..."
- All, in eerie unison: "'House Or Baby?'"
- Ernie: Awesome.