Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest

The tumblrblog of my blog. Seriously, can we buy a vowel, here? This is ridiculous.
January 10
  • Ernie: how's this for ironic. for 8asians, i am blogging about ASIA CARRERA.
  • Mike: Is that the legit actress from Wayne's World, or the porn actress?
  • Ernie: no, the porn actress Asia Carrera.
  • Mike: Nice. I pray you didn't have to do too much research for this one.
  • Mike: I wonder how Asia's parents are coping. I mean, the stereotype is that there is strong family pressure to become a high-value career type, like a doctor, lawyer, pianist, etc. How do you go home and say "I let six guys stick their cock in my ass today" to your folks? Maybe it's best to lead in with a Tchaikovsky concerto on the ivories first....
  • Mike: <mandarin>AAAAH-SIA! Why you sleep with so many men? Why don't you fuck Tommy Li down the street? HE is a plastic surgeon and drives a Lexus. Maybe he can make your breasts smaller, they look like giant bowling balls.</mandarin>
  • Ernie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Ernie: YOU WIN! I CAN'T BEAT THAT.
  • Mike: You know, though - Half German, Half Japanese? She really needs to star in "1945: Asses vs. Allies"