Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest

The tumblrblog of my blog. Seriously, can we buy a vowel, here? This is ridiculous.
Robert Muraine, AKA “that crazy ass bendy guy from the So You Think You Can Dance auditions” now has his own set of commercials for IKEA Canada.  Fairly awesome.
Huh.  Wow.
Huh.  Wow.
  • Royce: my chiropractor is disturbingly hot
  • Ernie: hahaha, nice
  • Royce: its really not. Cause he works on my lower back and legs
  • Ernie: ... uhm... and then you pop a boner and it's awkward?
  • Royce: its...difficult
  • Ernie: right
  • Royce: contrary to popular belief, i do not "pop a boner" (how F*ing 7th grade are we btw?) whenever a man touches me.
  • Royce: but trying not to fart makes my life hell
  • Ernie: NICE
  • Ernie: so you fart when a man touches you?
  • Ernie: ...
  • Ernie: .......
  • Royce: oh look, i hate you!
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Earthquake S California ~ Timeline graph of 1st tweets - two charts because we like bars better :)

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Earthquake S California ~ Timeline graph of 1st tweets - two charts because we like bars better :)
It’s been posted before, but someone at work just brought it up again, so:  Bea Aurthur wrestling velociraptors.
RIP, Estelle Getty.

It’s been posted before, but someone at work just brought it up again, so:  Bea Aurthur wrestling velociraptors.

RIP, Estelle Getty.