Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest
In about 130 years, when our insect overlords come down from their spaceships and look at us with our tanks and guns, I wonder if they’ll look at us the same way that we look at this photo of one of the last remaining indigenous tribues in Brazil taken from a military airplane; somewhat amusing in their primal savagery, but hopelessly futile.
Christ, I need to lay off the coffee.
Mantras, basically. Most of the first ones are themed “Be present” or “Just do it.” I don’t have one right now.
Mine is “Good times or good stories.”
Comment overload
Man, you thought YouTube and Digg commenters were brain-dead? Holy crap, the comments on CNN.com and SFGate.com are even more mind-numbing. The virulent name-calling is insane, especially from people who clearly have not ever heard of netiquette.
I’m intrigued enough to compile some of the stupidest ones into a parody blog of some kind…
Yahoo is pretty bad too. Any blog post off Yahoo! Music or Yahoo! Food or Yahoo! 360 comes to mind. Yahoo! Shine would be a great one as well.
We should totally do this. I’m Asian, Asians are good at being passive agressive.
The Internet Vs. The Care of Your Soul
kfan:
1. No laptop in bed.
2. No internet for at least 30 minutes before you got to sleep.
3. Nothing on your feed reader that posts more than X times per Y.
4. Being bored does not mean you have to check your email.
5. Don’t only read websites related to subjects you know inside and out.
6. For every X feeds that you add to your reader, remove Y.
7. Don’t read email on your phone.
8. If an email upsets you, never respond immediately.
9. Think about the motivations behind the blogs you subscribe to.
10. Don’t read the comments.
Must remind myself of #2. Must remind myself of #2. Must remind myself of #2.
- Ernie: Lunch?
- Laurie: Sounds reasonable
- Laurie: Now?
- Ernie: okay, let me change into the clothes i wasn't sleeping with
- Ernie: in
- Ernie: sleeping in
- Laurie: lol
- Laurie: "I'm sleeping with my sweater"
- Laurie: "Now my pants are in a jealous rage"
- Laurie: "But we're staying together for the socks"
