Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest: Archive

Feb 2nd

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My favorite podcast RadioLab is playing a live... →

I have decided that this is an acceptable housewarming gift to myself.

Jan 24th

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Awkward Ponies

Mom: So it means I can visit you in Miami?  
Ernie: Of course Mom, we'll have two bedrooms.
Mom: But where would your roommate sleep when I spend the night?
Ernie: ...
Mom: ...
Ernie: ...
Mom: ...
Ernie: I haven't eaten in two in a half days.
Mom: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Jan 19th

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T Minus Two Weeks

A lot of people have asked me how my mom has been handling the whole “selling all my belongings, packing what little I have yet and moving across the country to move in with a guy” thing. That’s a fair question. She’s been calling me a lot, as expected. And, because deep down I am a masochist, I have decided to start visiting her more often. Mom: Ernie! Now that...

Jan 19th

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"self"

Ernie: So, the leasing company [in Miami] just called me because they didn't like the answer I gave on my renter's application under "Employment" as "self." "Self? Self what? Self-employed weed dealer?"
Kareem: Did you explain everything? The freelancing? The web site building? 
E: Yeah, it's fine now I think.
K: They haven't called me yet, for what it's worth.
E: They haven't called you yet because they don't think you're a weed dealer. Do you know what they called weed dealers in San Francisco?  "Small businesses."
K: Right. They should call me as a reference for you: "Weed dealer? Him? The man could barely sell an office chair without practically giving it away!"
E: Huh.

Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Dec 31st

“Dictators are not new to fashion scrutiny. For decades, Colonel Muammar...”

– Kim Jong-un is Women’s Wear Daily’s ‘Man of the Week’. I can not tell if this is satire.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →

Kelly Clarkson (16) Twin Shadow (4) Röyksopp (3) Fugees (1) Aretha Franklin (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 20th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →

Amy Winehouse (12) Abba (1) Robyn (1) M83 (1) Tony Bennett (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 14th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →

Wax Tailor (1) 소녀시대 (1) Dionne Bromfield (1) Kings Of Convenience (1) The Script (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 7th

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Nov 30th

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Nov 26th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →

M83 (21) Miami Horror (17) Florence + The Machine (16) Stuart Duncan;Chris Thile;Edgar Meyer;Yo-Yo Ma (5) Idle Warship (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Nov 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →

Kelly Clarkson (32) Idle Warship (19) Patricia Kline (11) Dionne Bromfield (2) 소녀시대 (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Nov 9th

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Nov 8th

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Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →

Mayer Hawthorne (20) Corinne Bailey Rae (12) Miguel Migs (9) The Brand New Heavies (4) Dionne Bromfield (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Oct 26th

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →

Jessie J (17) Little Dragon (9) Dionne Bromfield (3) Mayer Hawthorne (3) Neneh Cherry (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Oct 18th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →

Dionne Bromfield (25) The Academy of St. Martin in the Fields (10) The Script (10) 소녀시대 (8) Empire Of The Sun (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Oct 16th