2008

Jul

“This seems pretty accurate, except California should...
Jul 4th
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VERBAL from m-flo + Pharrell + Busta Rhymes = A chock full of awesome.
Jul 3rd

Jun

“SARATOGA SPRINGS — A 19-year-old man dressed as...
Jun 27th
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ATTENTION WOMEN:  ALL YOGURT IS AWESOME.  (via LEGENDmag.)
Jun 26th
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A teaser movie on the new Spore game coming out this September.  With a cameo from my friend Caryl! ...
Jun 22nd
“That was either a really cute father and son in the...”
— Zeldman, via twitter
Jun 22nd
What pride means to me: Ernie from Little...
Jun 17th
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80’s UK Band Hue & Cry doing a cover of Beyonce’s Crazy In Love.
Jun 16th
Oh, Coley.  That’s such an awesome photo.
Jun 15th
GayTown
Jun 13th
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Tom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead covers Portishead’s RIP.  (From...
Jun 9th
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Wow, I forgot how awesome this song is, even eight years later.  (I just downloaded Radio 1’s...
Jun 8th
In about 130 years, when our insect overlords come down from...
Jun 8th
Jun 7th
Jun 6th
Dozens of people write the phrases they use...
Jun 6th
Listen Listen
My interview with FalloutCentral, along with Joz and Christine, repping 8Asians.com.  We start...
Jun 5th

Comment overload

nicolelee: Man, you thought YouTube and Digg commenters were brain-dead? Holy crap, the comments on...
Jun 4th

The Internet Vs. The Care of Your Soul

kfan: 1. No laptop in bed.2. No internet for at least 30 minutes before you got to sleep.3. Nothing...
Jun 2nd
Ernie: Lunch?
Laurie: Sounds reasonable
Laurie: Now?
Ernie: okay, let me change into the clothes i wasn't sleeping with
Ernie: in
Ernie: sleeping in
Laurie: lol
Laurie: "I'm sleeping with my sweater"
Laurie: "Now my pants are in a jealous rage"
Laurie: "But we're staying together for the socks"
Jun 1st
Jun 1st

May

Why the hell is there beef fat...

jaschu: I don’t eat Hostess products, but the cupcakes started showing up in the break room and I...
May 29th
The Netflix Player by Roku
May 29th
This is a whole blog of these visual equations. Pretty...
May 22nd
Nice. 
May 22nd
Royce: http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/
Royce: one of my favorite comic strips
Royce: i think he's kinda cute
Royce: he totally is
Royce: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/478515878_bf3d40e060_b.jpg
Ernie: ok, he's totally redeemed himself. the one pic i saw was tiny, and he was surrounded by cows and pigs
Royce: i would let him draw over me
Royce: then again, with the lack of play, i'm about to go get a sharpie and draw all over myself.
May 13th
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My favorite reality show is back June 2nd.  CAN NOT WAIT.
May 9th
One of the banner ads that came up for 8Asians.com was for...
May 6th

the sound of millions of south africans...

Royce: i think i've lost my appetite
Ernie: awwwwwww
Ernie: cuz of the drama?
Royce: cause of the stress
Royce: from being homeless and poor
Royce: i might as well build a shanty under the freeway
Ernie: very nice, nelson mandela
Royce: at least he had a prison cell with a door
May 2nd
Jonathan, I'm begging you please talk to me...
May 2nd

kc! on the new Timbaland produced...

kc!: you hear the new album?
kc!: it's fucking HORRRID!
ernie: not yet. but as a gay man, i have to like 4 minutes [to save the world]
kc!: WHAT!? really? i didn't think being a gay man meant you revoked all good taste....
ernie: it's catchy in a pop sort of way.
kc!: it's catchy in a tuberculosis kind of way
May 2nd
An image of Homer from the Simpsons, using...
May 1st

Apr

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Well, shit.  I wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends too.
Apr 30th
“he thought his wife is failure tolerant like the linux file...”
— My [not to be named] co-worker...
Apr 29th
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… I can’t tell if he’s being ironic or not.
Apr 28th
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Pretty clever movie about social networking.
Apr 27th
Video: Panel, “Customer Service as Community,...
Apr 26th
“Dear Ernie: Due to delays in the modification of our new...”
— My e-mail from Virgin America...
Apr 25th
Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption (ft. Robyn)
Apr 23rd
The CEO of the company I work for was featured on the cover...
Apr 18th

Watching HGTV with Jen and Paris

TV Announcer: "Jack and Sheila Herman of Evanson, Illinois are in a quandry. You see, for the past six years they've lived in this BEAUTIFUL cozy house on the edge of town. But now the Hermans have two children, and they're growing up at a rate faster than the house can handle! Will..."
Ernie: (announcers voice) "Will the Hermans sell their house? Or kill their babies?"
Jen & Paris: ...
Ernie: (announcers voice) "Next on..."
All, in eerie unison: "'House Or Baby?'"
Ernie: Awesome.
Apr 17th
quietstorm.muxtape.com
Apr 17th
FOUL!
Apr 15th
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Aaah, Japanese house.  I have no idea why they used shots of fruit, flowersand a penguin, but I like...
Apr 12th
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Just as good as the video - the fact that I got it from Kanye West’s vimeo account. 
Apr 12th
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Star Wars.  And Dallas.  In German. No, I don’t understand either. 
Apr 10th
Uhm, why does this totally FREAK ME OUT in a not good way?
Apr 9th
From Musipal999: “Shame they didn’t put a little...
Apr 5th
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“All that lady does is knit parachute pants.”  For the first time ever, I think a...
Apr 5th
“Suddenly, I realize cheerleading is like being a crash test...”
— Royce, about his experiences...
Apr 3rd
(via chin7)
Apr 1st
topherchris: Garfield minus Garfield minus Jon Arbuckle...
Apr 1st

Mar

jaschu: Anne Ichikawa, Entertainment editor on Yahoo!’s...
Mar 31st
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I make a cameo appearance in this.  So does Goh Nakamura.
Mar 27th
Why are people leaving Yahoo?
Mar 26th
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Aaah, summers up in Davis, where I went to college, and they played this song constantly on the...
Mar 22nd
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I think I just found my new song of the moment.
Mar 18th
How We've Made It Work
Mar 18th
Tom Coates takes fucking amazing photographs. 
Mar 17th
Wow, that’s an… awesome mascot.  (Apparently the...
Mar 13th
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That would have been an easy $1,600.
Mar 12th
Gypsy jazz version of Super Mario Bros 2 song...
Mar 6th
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There are no words to properly describe this.
Mar 5th
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Damn, THAT’S where you’ve been, Craig David.  A pretty hot song, even with the inclusion...
Mar 5th

Of course he is. :)

Ernie: I'm leaving Yahoo!.
Vincent: where you going?
Ernie: ning.com
Vince: oh cool
Ernie: as a developer advocate.
Ernie: yes, [the site known for] "porn social networks"
Vince: Im in a suit fetish group there. lol
Mar 4th
My friend kc! made me some great business cards for 8Asians...
Mar 4th
Some downtempo breaks for your workday (by J...
Mar 3rd

Feb

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Jerome White, Jr. - Jero for short - is a 26-year old African American originally from Pittsburgh,...
Feb 29th
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One, and a two, and a chick-a-boom-a-chic!  (You might want to turn down the headphones just a tiny...
Feb 29th
“You have no messages or requests. Sad Christmas!”
— A status message from gaming...
Feb 26th
Feb 22nd
Dickey has a whole meme of songs as chartage, most from his...
Feb 22nd
“i have so rss-ed all aspects of your internet ass.”
— J-Go
Feb 20th
Really, no caption to this is necessary.
Feb 16th
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From my ex:  “Here is another artist for you to watch out. This will fill the void of no amy...
Feb 15th
Do We Really Want Another Black President...
Feb 14th
Happy Birthday, Jason Schupp!  (Jason wrote this on a...
Feb 12th
DS Fit: Ubisoft announces My Weight Loss...
Feb 12th
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“My name is Count Von Count, because I love to **** things.”  (thanks, kc!)
Feb 7th
You realize what this means, right?  It means that someone...
Feb 7th
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Someone once wrote some very bad fan fiction for Half-Life.  So this guy made a video out of it.
Feb 6th

Ernie was working from a cafe where two...

Ernie: i heard the phrase "you can't tap that"
Ernie: and trust me
Ernie: not in the same way that, say, gay men or rappers say "you can't tap that"
Feb 6th
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The lead single from the new Morcheeba album, released on iTunes today.  I LOVED Morcheeba when Skye...
Feb 5th
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The rap breakdown in the middle is nice.
Feb 1st

Jan

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Well, this is a pick me up song.  Ha ha, I said “up.”  (Thanks, Mike.)
Jan 31st
Mike T: Sad fact #1 - for all my talk and blogging about eating better, and cooking good food... dinner last night? Cheddar brats with mac and cheese. Sweet, sweet decadence.
Mike T: Sad fact #2 - Dinner tonight was awesome. Relaxing now with a cup of vanilla almond black tea. What am I craving? An entire damn chocolate cake with a thick, thick layer of frosting. Or maybe just a tub of chocolate frosting.
Mike T: (If it weren't for the enormous meatsicle, I'd swear I was about to have my period.)
Mike T: (Okay, that was a bit too far. I'm just sayin'.)
Ernie: ...
Jan 30th
Increased Milk Production
Jan 30th
Royce: btw, WORST webpage for a gay bar EVER
Royce: http://www.chain-drive.com/index.html
Ernie: holy shit, am i at the site for a gay bar or a chiropractic office?
Royce: RIGHT!
Jan 28th
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Rainbow Nation? - a documentary on gay asian male stereotypes.  (I sure don’t think I’m...
Jan 27th
“It’s really strange to be in a movie that is going to...”
— TJ Miller, AKA “the...
Jan 27th
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This is the best Photoshop tutorial ever.  (Watch this even if you don’t know a lick of...
Jan 26th

Losing the "personal"

I know a lot of people make fun of personal bloggers because they talk too much about themselves....
Jan 25th
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I learned about ingrid michaelson from digg meets music discovery site thesixtyone.  It has been on...
Jan 24th
Rainbows and Unicorns and the Tech Echo...
Jan 24th
Amusing Myself To Death : on Cloverfield
Jan 24th
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“GAP tested this commercial made by Spike Jonze, but never released it nationally.” ...
Jan 16th
Listen Listen
Drown Radio - lolCats (the Hip Hop song) MEOW MEOW MUTHAFUCKA!  (Thanks koopa!)
Jan 15th
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Unicorn vs. Narwhal My friend Baker found this video on YouTube after doing a search for...
Jan 13th
Ernie: how's this for ironic. for 8asians, i am blogging about ASIA CARRERA.
Mike: Is that the legit actress from Wayne's World, or the porn actress?
Ernie: no, the porn actress Asia Carrera.
Mike: Nice. I pray you didn't have to do too much research for this one.
Mike: I wonder how Asia's parents are coping. I mean, the stereotype is that there is strong family pressure to become a high-value career type, like a doctor, lawyer, pianist, etc. How do you go home and say "I let six guys stick their cock in my ass today" to your folks? Maybe it's best to lead in with a Tchaikovsky concerto on the ivories first....
Mike: <mandarin>AAAAH-SIA! Why you sleep with so many men? Why don't you fuck Tommy Li down the street? HE is a plastic surgeon and drives a Lexus. Maybe he can make your breasts smaller, they look like giant bowling balls.</mandarin>
Ernie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ernie: YOU WIN! I CAN'T BEAT THAT.
Mike: You know, though - Half German, Half Japanese? She really needs to star in "1945: Asses vs. Allies"
Jan 11th
San Francisco is just like Second Life
Jan 9th
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Robyn ‘Be Mine!’ (via popmuse) Holy crap, remember “Show Me Love” in the...
Jan 9th
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Dance Party Friday (via iKnowWhatImDoing) Oh my GOD.  I’m equal parts delighted and...
Jan 7th

Working From Home

Royce: how's being home?
Ernie: really chill. actually getting more done here than usual in the office
Royce: that happens to me when i work from home too
Ernie: which begs the question, why don't we ALWAYS work from home
Royce: cause watching Tyra at the same time you're sending an email to the VP makes you use the word "like" too many times
Jan 4th
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Some very classy Dinah Shore & Ella Fitzgerald.  Every once in a while, I appreciate the YouTube...
Jan 4th
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Celine Dion is amazing. Posting this because I know Ernie would enjoy this, but hey, the whole world...
Jan 3rd
Team Bravo Nation go to ‘rough draft’ (via Tom...
Jan 3rd
Abigail’s Teen Diary
Jan 2nd

2007

Dec

Sanrio Announces Hello Kitty Line for...

Ernie: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/japan_hello_kitty_for_men
Ernie: OMG
Brian: finally! validation!
Brian: i can break out my wardrobe with dignity
Ernie: how the fuck would you tailor guys clothes with hello kitty?
Ernie: unless she's got guns a blazin
Ernie: or smoking a joint
Ernie: in her non-existant mouth
Dec 31st
Martha Stewart explains her ceramic made...
Dec 28th
“Ha. Fooled you. I’ve been able to speak perfect english this...”
— Erik, posting as my Mom in...
Dec 27th
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Tom Coates Gets Down with Daft Punk on Vimeo (via Vimeo) (I was behind the camera, dancing as hard...