“This seems pretty accurate, except California should...

“SARATOGA SPRINGS — A 19-year-old man dressed as...

“That was either a really cute father and son in the...”
— Zeldman, via twitter

What pride means to me: Ernie from Little...

Oh, Coley.  That’s such an awesome photo.

GayTown

In about 130 years, when our insect overlords come down from...

Dozens of people write the phrases they use...

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Comment overload

nicolelee: Man, you thought YouTube and Digg commenters were brain-dead? Holy crap, the comments on...

The Internet Vs. The Care of Your Soul

kfan: 1. No laptop in bed.2. No internet for at least 30 minutes before you got to sleep.3. Nothing...

Ernie: Lunch?
Laurie: Sounds reasonable
Laurie: Now?
Ernie: okay, let me change into the clothes i wasn't sleeping with
Ernie: in
Ernie: sleeping in
Laurie: lol
Laurie: "I'm sleeping with my sweater"
Laurie: "Now my pants are in a jealous rage"
Laurie: "But we're staying together for the socks"

Why the hell is there beef fat...

jaschu: I don’t eat Hostess products, but the cupcakes started showing up in the break room and I...

The Netflix Player by Roku

This is a whole blog of these visual equations. Pretty...

Nice. 

Royce: http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/
Royce: one of my favorite comic strips
Royce: i think he's kinda cute
Royce: he totally is
Royce: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/478515878_bf3d40e060_b.jpg
Ernie: ok, he's totally redeemed himself. the one pic i saw was tiny, and he was surrounded by cows and pigs
Royce: i would let him draw over me
Royce: then again, with the lack of play, i'm about to go get a sharpie and draw all over myself.

One of the banner ads that came up for 8Asians.com was for...

the sound of millions of south africans...

Royce: i think i've lost my appetite
Ernie: awwwwwww
Ernie: cuz of the drama?
Royce: cause of the stress
Royce: from being homeless and poor
Royce: i might as well build a shanty under the freeway
Ernie: very nice, nelson mandela
Royce: at least he had a prison cell with a door

Jonathan, I'm begging you please talk to me...

kc! on the new Timbaland produced...

kc!: you hear the new album?
kc!: it's fucking HORRRID!
ernie: not yet. but as a gay man, i have to like 4 minutes [to save the world]
kc!: WHAT!? really? i didn't think being a gay man meant you revoked all good taste....
ernie: it's catchy in a pop sort of way.
kc!: it's catchy in a tuberculosis kind of way

An image of Homer from the Simpsons, using...

“he thought his wife is failure tolerant like the linux file...”
— My [not to be named] co-worker...

Video: Panel, “Customer Service as Community,...

“Dear Ernie: Due to delays in the modification of our new...”
— My e-mail from Virgin America...

Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption (ft. Robyn)

The CEO of the company I work for was featured on the cover...

Watching HGTV with Jen and Paris

TV Announcer: "Jack and Sheila Herman of Evanson, Illinois are in a quandry. You see, for the past six years they've lived in this BEAUTIFUL cozy house on the edge of town. But now the Hermans have two children, and they're growing up at a rate faster than the house can handle! Will..."
Ernie: (announcers voice) "Will the Hermans sell their house? Or kill their babies?"
Jen & Paris: ...
Ernie: (announcers voice) "Next on..."
All, in eerie unison: "'House Or Baby?'"
Ernie: Awesome.

quietstorm.muxtape.com

FOUL!

Uhm, why does this totally FREAK ME OUT in a not good way?

From Musipal999: “Shame they didn’t put a little...

“Suddenly, I realize cheerleading is like being a crash test...”
— Royce, about his experiences...

(via chin7)

topherchris: Garfield minus Garfield minus Jon Arbuckle...

jaschu: Anne Ichikawa, Entertainment editor on Yahoo!’s...

Why are people leaving Yahoo?

How We've Made It Work

Tom Coates takes fucking amazing photographs. 

Wow, that’s an… awesome mascot.  (Apparently the...

Gypsy jazz version of Super Mario Bros 2 song...

Of course he is. :)

Ernie: I'm leaving Yahoo!.
Vincent: where you going?
Ernie: ning.com
Vince: oh cool
Ernie: as a developer advocate.
Ernie: yes, [the site known for] "porn social networks"
Vince: Im in a suit fetish group there. lol

My friend kc! made me some great business cards for 8Asians...

Some downtempo breaks for your workday (by J...

“You have no messages or requests. Sad Christmas!”
— A status message from gaming...

…

Dickey has a whole meme of songs as chartage, most from his...

“i have so rss-ed all aspects of your internet ass.”
— J-Go

Really, no caption to this is necessary.

Do We Really Want Another Black President...

Happy Birthday, Jason Schupp!  (Jason wrote this on a...

DS Fit: Ubisoft announces My Weight Loss...

You realize what this means, right?  It means that someone...

Ernie was working from a cafe where two...

Ernie: i heard the phrase "you can't tap that"
Ernie: and trust me
Ernie: not in the same way that, say, gay men or rappers say "you can't tap that"

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Mike T: Sad fact #1 - for all my talk and blogging about eating better, and cooking good food... dinner last night? Cheddar brats with mac and cheese. Sweet, sweet decadence.
Mike T: Sad fact #2 - Dinner tonight was awesome. Relaxing now with a cup of vanilla almond black tea. What am I craving? An entire damn chocolate cake with a thick, thick layer of frosting. Or maybe just a tub of chocolate frosting.
Mike T: (If it weren't for the enormous meatsicle, I'd swear I was about to have my period.)
Mike T: (Okay, that was a bit too far. I'm just sayin'.)
Ernie: ...

Increased Milk Production

Royce: btw, WORST webpage for a gay bar EVER
Royce: http://www.chain-drive.com/index.html
Ernie: holy shit, am i at the site for a gay bar or a chiropractic office?
Royce: RIGHT!

“It’s really strange to be in a movie that is going to...”
— TJ Miller, AKA “the...

Losing the "personal"

I know a lot of people make fun of personal bloggers because they talk too much about themselves....

Rainbows and Unicorns and the Tech Echo...

Amusing Myself To Death : on Cloverfield

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Ernie: how's this for ironic. for 8asians, i am blogging about ASIA CARRERA.
Mike: Is that the legit actress from Wayne's World, or the porn actress?
Ernie: no, the porn actress Asia Carrera.
Mike: Nice. I pray you didn't have to do too much research for this one.
Mike: I wonder how Asia's parents are coping. I mean, the stereotype is that there is strong family pressure to become a high-value career type, like a doctor, lawyer, pianist, etc. How do you go home and say "I let six guys stick their cock in my ass today" to your folks? Maybe it's best to lead in with a Tchaikovsky concerto on the ivories first....
Mike: <mandarin>AAAAH-SIA! Why you sleep with so many men? Why don't you fuck Tommy Li down the street? HE is a plastic surgeon and drives a Lexus. Maybe he can make your breasts smaller, they look like giant bowling balls.</mandarin>
Ernie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ernie: YOU WIN! I CAN'T BEAT THAT.
Mike: You know, though - Half German, Half Japanese? She really needs to star in "1945: Asses vs. Allies"

San Francisco is just like Second Life

Working From Home

Royce: how's being home?
Ernie: really chill. actually getting more done here than usual in the office
Royce: that happens to me when i work from home too
Ernie: which begs the question, why don't we ALWAYS work from home
Royce: cause watching Tyra at the same time you're sending an email to the VP makes you use the word "like" too many times

Team Bravo Nation go to ‘rough draft’ (via Tom...

Abigail’s Teen Diary

Sanrio Announces Hello Kitty Line for...

Ernie: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/japan_hello_kitty_for_men
Ernie: OMG
Brian: finally! validation!
Brian: i can break out my wardrobe with dignity
Ernie: how the fuck would you tailor guys clothes with hello kitty?
Ernie: unless she's got guns a blazin
Ernie: or smoking a joint
Ernie: in her non-existant mouth

Martha Stewart explains her ceramic made...

“Ha. Fooled you. I’ve been able to speak perfect english this...”
— Erik, posting as my Mom in...