January 2012
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My favorite podcast RadioLab is playing a live... →
I have decided that this is an acceptable housewarming gift to myself.
Jan 24th
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Awkward Ponies
Mom: So it means I can visit you in Miami?
Ernie: Of course Mom, we'll have two bedrooms.
Mom: But where would your roommate sleep when I spend the night?
Ernie: ...
Mom: ...
Ernie: ...
Mom: ...
Ernie: I haven't eaten in two in a half days.
Mom: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Jan 19th
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T Minus Two Weeks
A lot of people have asked me how my mom has been handling the whole “selling all my belongings, packing what little I have yet and moving across the country to move in with a guy” thing.  That’s a fair question. She’s been calling me a lot, as expected. And, because deep down I am a masochist, I have decided to start visiting her more often. Mom: Ernie!  Now that...
Jan 19th
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"self"
Ernie: So, the leasing company [in Miami] just called me because they didn't like the answer I gave on my renter's application under "Employment" as "self." "Self? Self what? Self-employed weed dealer?"
Kareem: Did you explain everything? The freelancing? The web site building?
E: Yeah, it's fine now I think.
K: They haven't called me yet, for what it's worth.
E: They haven't called you yet because they don't think you're a weed dealer. Do you know what they called weed dealers in San Francisco? "Small businesses."
K: Right. They should call me as a reference for you: "Weed dealer? Him? The man could barely sell an office chair without practically giving it away!"
E: Huh.
Jan 12th
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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“Dictators are not new to fashion scrutiny. For decades, Colonel Muammar...”
– Kim Jong-un is Women’s Wear Daily’s ‘Man of the Week’. I can not tell if this is satire.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Kelly Clarkson (16) Twin Shadow (4) Röyksopp (3) Fugees (1) Aretha Franklin (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 20th
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Dec 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Amy Winehouse (12) Abba (1) Robyn (1) M83 (1) Tony Bennett (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 14th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Wax Tailor (1) 소녀시대 (1) Dionne Bromfield (1) Kings Of Convenience (1) The Script (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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November 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
M83 (21) Miami Horror (17) Florence + The Machine (16) Stuart Duncan;Chris Thile;Edgar Meyer;Yo-Yo Ma (5) Idle Warship (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Kelly Clarkson (32) Idle Warship (19) Patricia Kline (11) Dionne Bromfield (2) 소녀시대 (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 9th
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October 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Mayer Hawthorne (20) Corinne Bailey Rae (12) Miguel Migs (9) The Brand New Heavies (4) Dionne Bromfield (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →
Jessie J (17) Little Dragon (9) Dionne Bromfield (3) Mayer Hawthorne (3) Neneh Cherry (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
Dionne Bromfield (25) The Academy of St. Martin in the Fields (10) The Script (10) 소녀시대 (8) Empire Of The Sun (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Oct 4th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
Miguel Migs (48) Foster the People (14) Dionne Bromfield (9) Empire Of The Sun (7) Seu Jorge (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 4th
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Listen8asians: A new episode of 8Asians’ The A-Word is...
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September 2011
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Sep 29th
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Sep 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →
Foster the People (11) Nneka (3) Wax Tailor (3) Mumford & Sons (2) Röyksopp (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 26th
Wherein I talk with Royce about setting up a...
Royce: that means i have to have headshots. and you have to wear a shirt for that...right?
Ernie: honest question?
Royce: no, that was not an honest question
Royce: ...
Ernie: [sigh] sorry for being gullible.
Ernie: keep in mind i am fielding questions from people in alabama for websites
Ernie: and they are like "why can i not use this animated burning flames on my web page"
Ernie: and i'm all
Ernie: "because you're an accountant"
Royce: glitter graphics are more appropriate
Royce: cause numbers sparkle
Sep 22nd
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