Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest

The tumblrblog of my blog. Seriously, can we buy a vowel, here? This is ridiculous.
May 6
One of the banner ads that came up for 8Asians.com was for muslima.com, a “Muslim Matrimonial” site.  This was a portion of the female gallery. So, without trying to sound like a total douchebag… uhmm, did the girl in the middle of the second row really need to include a photo of herself? 

One of the banner ads that came up for 8Asians.com was for muslima.com, a “Muslim Matrimonial” site.  This was a portion of the female gallery.

So, without trying to sound like a total douchebag… uhmm, did the girl in the middle of the second row really need to include a photo of herself? 

May 2

the sound of millions of south africans coming to kill Royce

  • Royce: i think i've lost my appetite
  • Ernie: awwwwwww
  • Ernie: cuz of the drama?
  • Royce: cause of the stress
  • Royce: from being homeless and poor
  • Royce: i might as well build a shanty under the freeway
  • Ernie: very nice, nelson mandela
  • Royce: at least he had a prison cell with a door
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Jonathan, I'm begging you please talk to me again don't avoid me - m4m - 23 Fake.  This HAS to be a fake.  Right?  …right?  (via Royce, I SWEAR I don’t go on Missed Connections unironically)
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kc! on the new Timbaland produced Madonna album

  • kc!: you hear the new album?
  • kc!: it's fucking HORRRID!
  • ernie: not yet. but as a gay man, i have to like 4 minutes [to save the world]
  • kc!: WHAT!? really? i didn't think being a gay man meant you revoked all good taste....
  • ernie: it's catchy in a pop sort of way.
  • kc!: it's catchy in a tuberculosis kind of way
May 1
An image of Homer from the Simpsons, using NOTHING but CSS This is crazy awesome!
April 29
Well, shit.  I wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends too.
April 28
“ he thought his wife is failure tolerant like the linux file system My [not to be named] co-worker over IRC regarding the conviction of Hans Reiser. (He was also a prominent Linux programmer, obviously)
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… I can’t tell if he’s being ironic or not.
April 27
Pretty clever movie about social networking.
April 25
Video: Panel, “Customer Service as Community, Community as Customer Service” To be watched later.